各國的實力

個人覺得蠻寫實，所以看完後，有點會心一笑。

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各國的實力 (MANIFESTATION OF NATIONAL STRENGTH)

1. 美國人的實力：想打誰，就打誰。(American Strength: Fight whoever the US wants to fight.)
2. 英國人的實力：美國打誰，我就打誰。(British Strength: Whoever the US fights, we'll fight also.)
3. 法國人的實力：誰打我，我就打誰。(French Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll fight them.)
4. 俄羅斯的實力：誰罵我，我就打誰。(Russian Strength: Whoever curse/scold us, we'll fight them.)
5. 以色列的實力：誰心裡想打我，我就打誰。(Israeli Strength: Whoever even thinks about fighting us, we'll fight them.)
6. 日本人的實力：誰打我，我就讓美國打誰。(Japanese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll let the US fight them.)
7. 中國人的實力：誰打我，我就罵誰。(Chinese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll curse them.)
8. 台灣人的實力：誰打我，我就叫報紙罵誰。(Taiwanese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll instruct our media to curse them.)
9. 南韓人的實力：誰打我，我就和美國一塊演習。(South Korean Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll have a joint military exercise with the U.S.)
10. 北朝鮮的實力：誰讓我心裡不痛快，我就打南韓。(North Korean Strength: Whoever makes us feel unhappy, we'll fight the South Koreans.)